Burn Before Reading: Set the Internet on Fire icon

Burn Before Reading: Set the Internet on Fire

by 100k31d LLC

v1.4 Updated Mar 26, 2026 41.02MiB
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The internet is a graveyard of unsolicited opinions, LinkedIn "thought leadership," and headlines written by algorithms for people who click on headlines written by algorithms. Burn Before Reading is your digital flamethrower. Shift-click anything that offends you. Watch it turn to ash. Read the epitaph. Feel measurably better. Repeat until the internet is tolerable, or until you run out of tabs — whichever comes first. What it does: — Throws high-fidelity fire at whatever deserves it. That LinkedIn post. That Reddit thread. That "hey" from Mike at 11pm. — Leaves a custom epitaph tailored to the site and the crime. — Provides the psychological closure that therapy promised but couldn't deliver. How it works: 1. Hit Cmd+B (or Ctrl+B on Windows, you're welcome). 2. Shift-click the cringe. 3. Watch it burn. Read the words. Exhale. Continue. Seven free burns included — enough to get through your morning LinkedIn scroll. Unlimited arson available for those who've accepted that the internet is, in fact, like this. No accounts. No tracking. No newsletter. Just fire.
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activeTab Can access the current tab when you click the extension scripting Can inject scripts into web pages storage Can store data locally in your browser tabs Can see your open tabs and their URLs webNavigation Can monitor navigation events

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Version 1.4
Updated Mar 26, 2026
Size 41.02MiB
First Seen Mar 28, 2026